Designated Drinker - Alan Jackson
Here s my keys, I want you to take em
I think I m gonna need you to get back home
Hold on to my hat, I don t wanna lose it
I couldn t stand for something else to be gone
I m sure you know the reason I m here cryin
I think you ll understand why
Tonight, I m the designated drinker
I just lost one the that wrapped me around her finger
I need to get to where I can t think of her
So tonight, I m the designated drinker
I came here to get you to help me
I need a friend to see me through
I hated to call, I knew you wouldn t mind at all
I know you know I d do the same for you
I m not the kind that likes to drown my sorrow
I may hate myself tomorrow
Oh but
Tonight, I m the designated drinker
I just lost the one that wrapped me around her finger
I need to get to where I can t think of her
So tonight, I m the designated drinker
We need to get to where we can t think of her
So tonight, we re the designated drinkers
Oh tonight, we re the designated drinkers